my professor sucks at teaching but damn he's hot

Back when I was around 10 years old a friend of mine and I created a fake letter from our school that we later on put in the mailbox of our other friend. The letter said we were given additional homework and that it had to be completed by the next day. He believed it and did it.

This one time my belt was too loose and I was taking my lab apron off in biology class and my pants fell down

i once clogged the school toilet with bread. yes... bread...