Until today I did not get a girlfriend, what's wrong with me?

Today I cried so loudly after my break up that the neighbours came over to check if I'm dying.

Getting married ruins relationships in my opinion, you don't need a legal paper to prove your love

Today I had decided to tell my crush I liked her and instead I asked her to marry me. I laughed it off and told her I was just nervous. I am going on a date with her tonight, i'm a pretty lucky guy 😌

I hate kissing my boyfriend, he doesn't brush his teeth and his breath stinks so bad. Not sure how to tell him :/

When my boyfriend clips his nails he doesn't even do it over the trash can. He does it out in the open and they get all over the place...