i once clogged the school toilet with bread. yes... bread...

My mom visited my apartment when I wasn't feeling well and started screaming at me and threatened to kick me out of my own place because my room wasn't cleaned up. I'm not even safe in my own place :(

As a teacher i literally hide from my students when i see them in public

I didn't understand why my dog was licking my belly and sleeping near it instead of near my feet (as usual). Turns out he knew I was pregnant before I did.

back when i was 9 and broke my wrist my dad said "is there blood? no? youre fine"... Thanks dad...

i lie about my age to all my online friends. I have only told one friend my real age and dont have the balls to tell the rest. Its just a thing i did when I was younger but i cant get out of it anymore because now itd be embarassing if they found out i had been lying for years...

I hate kissing my boyfriend, he doesn't brush his teeth and his breath stinks so bad. Not sure how to tell him :/

When I was on my period I cried when the Chinese food delivery took too long...

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

sometimes i do literally no work all day then pretend i did and then catch up over the weekend...

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